"Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in numbers."

Introducing: Jesse "The Insane Fu Man Chu Murder" Ventura's entry to 2008 Presidential Ticket. Jesse (formerly "The Body") Ventura will apparently be running on the "Organized Religion is a Sham for the Weak Minded" platform, and hopes to bring about general fu man chu awareness for the entire nation. Some political analyst predict '08 to be aptly named "Predator Reunion Decision: Arnold Vs. Jesse", but that's just speculation at this point. I'll end out on a few more of Jesse's Campaign Slogans.

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.

If you were to come to Minnesota, I could have you locked up like that. That's power.

You can't legislate morality.

Wrestling is ballet with violence.

"I asked him [Dalai Lama] the most important question that I think you could ask - if he had ever seen Caddy Shack."-Jesse Ventura